Saturday, October 06, 2007

Letters I will never send, part deux

Dear Letter Carrier Lady,
I am sick and tired of your so-called service. Our mail doesn't show up until after 5:00 p.m. except on those few occasions when it randomly shows up at 2:00. You think that part of your job includes standing with your hands on you hips and talking with our hundred-year old neighbors while our mail sits undelivered. I have become very suspicious of you as of late and do not trust you with my Netflix. Since moving into your zone of terror, we have been delivered either cracked DVDs or no DVDs at all. I have never in my life experienced such problems with mail delivery. Do you know why this is a letter I will never send? Because even if I sent it, it would likely never reach its destination!

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