Here I sit, still in my pjs, coffee cup in front of me, unshowered, with the dogs locked away and the maintenance man fixing the shelf in our laundry room (closet). Do I feel guilty? Only slightly. My two weeks paid vacation is coming to an end quickly. It was an excellent two weeks; we got to do lots of things that until now we didn't have the time nor Bruce's money to do. We got to see some family and hang out with whitey and her boyfriend. We got to play some seriously fun and anger provoking games...Things not to accuse Dan of:
1. Farting in front of girls.
2. Not wanting to pack onion dip in his suitcase.
I've also been able to enjoy plenty of time to myself; I got my haircut, walked the dogs, spent half a day at Costco, went shopping at Old Navy, caught up on some Dog Whisperer episodes, and slept in to my heart's desire. Yesterday I was able to spend 4 hours in my classroom and I know that come Monday morning, I'll be ready to go back and see the smiling faces of my 1st graders.
5 comments:
mmm, onion dip.
NO dont say onion dip because then Dan will have to back it in his suitcase... but he will never be able to eat it because it will spoil...yet again making him mad...theres no winning with this mad man.
I mean pack (stupid cats walking on the keyboard and pushing only the b button)
More things not to accuse Dan of:
3. Wanting to eat the onion dip
4. Getting mad about spoiled onion dip
5. Farting in front of girls because he ate recently unpacked spoiled onion dip.
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