So angry and bitter today...I had a meeting for new teachers after school. My "neighbor" at this meeting is old, looks like a blob, and has rotten, buck teeth. She always talks about what she does, or how she already knows what is being presented, or how we should feel lucky to sit next to her...oh...and her name is Gerri. Here are a few of the gems that she sidebarred to me tonight (followed by my respones...in my head):"Oh, I've always had a supply table." (Gee, what a novel idea...want a cookie?)
"I make books everyday with my class." (Hmmm...maybe you should be up there giving the presentation.)
"I've read that book before." (Really? You can read?)
"I make books everyday with my class." (Yes, you've mentioned that..."WOW!" ~that was aloud~)
"Oh, I made those for my own children at home." (Those poor bastards.)
My favorite part is that she smiles and nods after each declaration as if she's god's gift to teaching.
5 comments:
i detect a slight hint of jealousy.
Ooh, Sassy today! I like it!
was the blob wearing a teacher sweater and stretchy waist polyester pants?
i sure hope so.
and does she have greasy matted hair with big square plastic glasses?
stay away from her...either she's trying to become your friend b/c she's horny and wants to meet dan or she's a loser and thinks she can impress you.
Lets hope she is trying to impress you for dan's sake
Sounds like you r impressed
I'm sorry...
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