Have I told you how much I hate Suzanne Geha?? Well I do, and let me tell why in the form of a list:1. She looks like a frickin' bird, people.
2. She is freakishly and manly tall (yeah I've seen her in person).
3. She ad libs during the news...mostly by explaining things that need not be explained.
4. She makes stupid jokes, laughs at them by herself, and carries them on much longer than is tolerable even by her co-anchors.
5. She acts like, especially now that Tom Van Howe is gone, she's the queen of the 11-11:30 time slot...Hello!! You are a local news anchor! No one cares!
Every time I see the news on channel 8 I get pissed off by this woman's existence. For some reason I continue to watch channel 8...I really don't mind the other anchors or even most of the reporters (don't even get me started on that Brad Edwards fella). And truth be told, I think I enjoy seeing them squirm in agony whenever she opens her beak just as I am squirming at home. In conclusion...I am a genious.
6 comments:
A genious you are! Geha's even scarier to talk to. I knew one of her sons in high school. She was in rare form last night. Have you watched Ginger Zee? That woman is awful!
You know...I can't picture Ms. Zee off hand, although I know the name. And rare form indeed...I was actually sitting here at 11:28 trying to think of something to write about when Larry Nienhaus did his little "night-cap" thing...after Geha opened her mouth the words just flowed from my hands!
Ginger Zee is their new meterologist and she is so awful. She's not at all natural on camera and she overpronounces all of her words. I don't know if she is trying to be dramatic or if that's just how she talks but it's really obnoxious. They occasionally have her doing news stories that aren't weather related which is not smart since she has a hard enough time with something as simple as telling us the temp outside. The sad thing is that I am hooked to NBC so I have cursed myself.
the flying geha came into target one time. some stupid bitch asked for her autograph while i was nearby. then the geha asked me to check the backroom for a dish drying rack. i was so happy telling her they were all gone. snicker.
There is a group on MySpace called "Suzanne Geha is sexy."
I did not join.
I can't believe yours is the ONLY hit on google for "hate Suzanne Geha"!
I can't believe she's still around. She was past her experation date in the 80s! BTW, I'm pretty sure she's an ostrich.
Post a Comment